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With the collision of Jupiter and the Sun last month, there has certainly been a considerable amount of celestial activity of late. This is wreaking havoc in the field of astrology with many unexpected events taking place in the heavens. For some star signs there is hope for others only eternal despair... Take a look at your stars below and let me know if they come true!  |
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If you don't know your star sign, select your month and date of birth below and click go!
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ARIES 21 March-20 April
Saturn moves into the night sky shortly, bringing with it a terrible wind, not disimilar to that brought on after last night's baked beans. This wind, draws people closer to you, unlike the bean fest. Love is on the horizon!
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TAURUS 21 April-21 May
With the alignment of Jupiter and Earth's Moon, the powers of Feng Shui dictate that you must place a dying pot plant in your West corner to ensure prosperity.
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GEMINI 22 May-21 June
The stars have spoken! A man or possibly a woman, wearing black or maybe brown, may or may not start a romantic entanglement with you. Looks like your luck is in... or maybe not.
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CANCER 22 June-23 July
The shopping trolley of dreams will whisk you away to a far away supermarket, where you will spend money on food related items.
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LEO 24 July- 23 Aug
Leo the lion, traditionally a symbol of pride and power. Not for you this month, however! Really, I wouldn't bother getting out of bed this month as it's going to be pretty bad for you.
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VIRGO 24 Aug-23 Sept
As Mars and Earth's Moon collide in the celestial cosmic ballet, a positive energy force brings great happiness for Pisces. Unfortunately for you Virgo's, it's all bad news.
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LIBRA 24 Sept-23 Oct
It's a very delicate balance between the stars, providing you with a life that's on a knife edge this month. Careful not to fall off and cut yourself!
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SCORPIO 24 Oct-22 Nov
There's no sting in the tail for you this month! A chance encounter under a red light will see a blossoming romance soon!
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SAGITTARIUS 23 Nov-21 Dec
An error of judgement with some herbal substances will end up getting you into a lot of trouble, but don't worry, it's only dried parsley.
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CAPRICORN 22 Dec-20 Jan
An unspoken rule will be broken, causing you great embarassment. But, don't worry, from all bad things something good will always spring!
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AQUARIUS 21 Jan - 19 Feb
All in all, life's been pretty good recently, but things are set to get better and better with an unexpected windfall from a court case.
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PISCES 20 Feb - 20 Mar
Mars and Earth's moon colliding bring great happiness for you this month, giving you the chance you need to make that great escape you've been thinking about for so long.
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Anything which may occur as a result of reading these Star Signs is purely coincidental, highly surprising, but always very funny.
Published 19 October 03
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