Your Letters

Mr A. N. Body. Gutted at the loss of Steps

Dear World of Kitsch,

Frankly I would like to express my disgust that every single one of the letters on this page is fraudulent! Not one has been written by anyone outside your organisation. Does this truly represent the views of your readers? What do you have to say for yourselves?

Mrs C. M. Plain. Australia

Dear World of Kitsch,

I have been a collector of Kitsch for many years and have recently discovered kitsch music. I would like to draw your attention to the singer Yanni, who you recently featured in the music section of your site. His golden moustache and flowing locks exude Kitsch while his music is simply splendid. Give it a listen some time!

A. M. Pervert. France

Dear World of Kitsch,

Frankly I think these tributes to Steps have gone on long enough. Will you please stop publishing letters and writing tributes to a "Better Best Forgotten" group.

Mr D. O. Git, London, UK

Dear World of Kitsch,

I recently purchased the Kenwoode Deep fat fryer (model number Fr-37928-4) from my local Argus and have tried to cook some "mouthwatering chips" as promised on the packaging. I not only found the chips unpleasantly greasy but I also found them far from "mouthwatering". Could you please send me a refund post-haste!

Mr F. Bastade, Liverpool, UK

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