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Send Your Letter To Santa!

Write your generic letter to Santa using our simple to use form and we'll send it on to the tubby courier himself. Take your opportunity to get a last minute reprisal if you've been naughty but answer truthfully because he knows when you've been bad or good! Remember, if you're lieing, his reindeer won't be flying!

Dear Santa...

It's nearly that time of year again and I thought I would write to tell you what I would like for Christmas.

I am a:
Boy
Girl

aged:

and this year I have mostly been:
Naughty
Nice

If I have been naughty, then next year I promise to make amends by:
Helping Old Ladies Across The Road
Volunteering To Help World of Kitsch (more...)
Building several orphanages
Solving World Peace

I live in:

and you can access my house through:
The Chimney
The door, as I have a fire.
The cat flap, as the chimney's blocked.
The Sewer Pipe

You can park the reindeer:
On The roof
In the back yard
On the street
On the driveway
You'll have to hover!

I will leave you the following items for you and your reindeer to enjoy upon your arrival:
Mince Pie
Milk
Cookies
Sherry
Beer
Methylated Spirits
Bribe - Enter Ammount:
Carrots (for the reindeer)

For Christmas this year, I would like:

I would also like to add:

Thanks Santa! I will see you on Christmas Eve!

Signed: (Your name)

Your E-mail: (if you would like a reply)

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Published 10 December 03